My Roommate got a new toy...

So my roommate is a restaurateur and just opened a new store that specializes in build your own organic salads, Naples style thin-crust wood fired oven pizza, and house made gelato. Believe it or not, this is a first for Arkansas. Those of us who have been else where find nothing exotic about this but the upper-class white ladies of my fair cities have mobbed it. Needless to say he is raking it in hand over fist. This is what he bought himself as a good-job present:


I tried to decorate it for him. He did not approve.